Review of Blaster Lord 2099

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BackupdudeEX

Blaster Lord 2099 Review
By BackupdudeEX on 05 January 2011


Pros: Addictive.

Cons: Again, from below, asking too much.

Review of this Try-to-be-Hardcore Game

--Generality--
Try-to-be-hard game, the game just actually throws randomly walking rapists to touch you.
Controls tries to be unique, but not in the sense of being a bit practical.

Graphics-- I gotta admit you did a decent job by making it look like those old arcades, the fact I appreciate their charm in pixel art(eventhough I was still not born when those things were very popular)

Sound-- Repetitive and Annoying, I'm going to assume that "AHHH!" is Barney from The Simpsons-- though I'm a fan of the series, I doesn't really appeal to me too much if keep dying ridiculous by those; rapists, those monks that shoot white square enemas to your ass(don't worry, I know the names), bulky jocks, centaur things and bouncin' rape faces.

Gameplay-- As I above, again, asking too much. Sure, an Arcade Cabinet will give a bunch controls to learn on, but just ridiculous if they work specifically on one or two situations! Arcade Cabinet-wise, Your basically making the Analog Stick the movement and Buttons W, X, Y, Z as DIRECTIONS on where you'll shoot. As a theory, a player takes time to re-orientate a button to be commonly mashed and changed on another occasion and this game just pick the time to change it as you try to aim for your goal-- too many buttons to re-orientate to, it makes the player pissed and says: "If were this guy, I would've just used the same impulses rather than relying on different ones."

Story-- MEDIOCRE but INTENTIONAL, it gives a 'destroy them all' motive. But, you could've elaborated more on the story-- It says the 'HAND CANNON IS A DANGEROUS ALIEN WEAPON' but then, It doesn't seem like the Tankoids aren't afraid to show off their armor's resilience over the weapon-- so why not have TANKOIDS EVERYWHERE FOR YOUR ARMY BRAINIAC RULER(THERE NOT 'EXPENSIVE' ANYMORE IF YOU THOUGHT OF THEM IN THE FIRST PLACE AND PLACED YOUR 'MONEY' ON THEM)!

Interface-- Just like every other game I find in Yoyo(no offense, everyone)(other than the greater one though), I feel like there is still more to it rather than just start the game and yada-yada-yada---... I know, Old School Arcade Style, but, wouldn't it be like there will be small demonstrations and what-nots to show to people before they actually start playing? I guess though It can't be helped....

Overall-- Just like the previous review, I think it was just made under 24 hours, it needs something to spice it up. It's lackluster, needs more content, more learning curve. And yeah, if anyone's complaining of the difficulty it's NOT hard, I finished it I killed the BIG BRAIN WITH TENTACLES THAT CAN VIOLATE A LOT OF JAPANESE GIRLS thing-- pfft, okay, that was long-winded and disturbing don't mind it, the fact the I still tense from this game, that I tend to blurt out innermost thoughts.

GIVING IT A-- 59.34/100 or just basically 3/5

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