Review of The Life of a Salesman

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andybrinkerhoff

The Life of a Salesman Review
By andybrinkerhoff on 26 February 2008


Pros: The graphics are good. The salesman is DEFINITELY Pitfall Harry.

Cons: Gameplay is very slow and painful, no story... DOESN'T CLOSE!!!

Gee, thanks for making restart my computer...

Hmm, Life of a Salesman. BORING! Besides the graphics, this game sucks. The gameplay is either running through a seizure-inducing level, or test-driving a car that is so slow that you'll be bored, just to have the people say "No, but we'll think about it!", only to do it ALL OVER AGAIN!!!
But if that's not bad enough, I got to the end, got a game over, and then I closed it. Well, tried to. I pressed Escape, clicked the red "X", did everything, and it just stayed there. I had to restart the computer JUST to get it off. Like I said, this game is crap.

  1. TRCOOLGUY

    TRCOOLGUY said over 3 years ago

    "The gameplay is either running through a seizure-inducing level, or test-driving a car that is so slow that you'll be bored, just to have the people say "No, but we'll think about it!", only to do it ALL OVER AGAIN!!! "

    Someone didn't understand the meaning ):

  2. andybrinkerhoff

    andybrinkerhoff said over 3 years ago

    Oh, and TRCOOLGUY can shut it, because his other games are just as stupid.

  3. andybrinkerhoff

    andybrinkerhoff said over 3 years ago

    Did anyone have the same problems I had with this game?

  4. redrover

    redrover said over 3 years ago

    seriously, TRCOOLGUY, your games are terrible.

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