Review of The Life of a Salesman II

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Kafeithekeaton

The Life of a Salesman II Review
By Kafeithekeaton on 23 February 2008


Pros: Consistent graphics, great story, great interface

Cons: NOTHING

This is the next greatest game ever.

You know how when you go to the cake store, and there are these cakes called "This cake is better than sex"? Well, imagine those cakes were lighten on fire, trampled on, beaten by various home loan mortgagers, eaten by jackals and outed in tha appropriate time period, and dipped in marinate sauce. The taste would be so foul that it'd kill anyone in a bite. Basically, this game is the exact opposite of that.

So, play it. The graphics are awesome, the story play is awesome, the interface is awesome, the everything is awesome!

  1. Kafeithekeaton

    Kafeithekeaton said over 3 years ago

    This game is better than mex.

  2. Vicious Turtle Games

    Vicious Turt... said over 4 years ago

    He didn't review his own game. Kafeithekeaton is his friend, not the same guy.

  3. Chrscool8

    Chrscool8 said over 4 years ago

    Bad to see that you reviewed your own game... but your review was actually kinda creative. I admit that I laughed at it...

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