Review of the retarded platfor game

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Tuser

the retarded platfor game Review
By Tuser on 19 April 2010


Pros: erm...the block sprite is nice...?

Cons: No music or sounds at ALL. No story, bad sprites, boring levels, and MORE

only retards will like this game

Well, when you first see the character, you think: O, nice, could be a fun average game. So you play it. And what do you see? A game that only retards would like.

The game could be fun, if you make things happen in the levels. But they are just too boring. If you did something with switches and moving objects, it would be better already, but nooooo....

Another important thing to make a nice game: The graphics. The retarded character looks nice, but not great. And the other sprites are just crap.
It's easy to make a game with good graphics, if you take the time for it. When I play this game, I get the feeling it was all done a little hasty.

A bit of a story would be nice too. Even if it would be a little cliché, then at least there is a story. Better then nothing.
Well what can I say? The gameplay is not exciting either...

And maybe the main point: There are NO sounds and there is NO music. This is very BAD!!
Without music or sounds a game gets boring easily. That's not only with games, but also with movies, and stuff. Why do you think they make toys that make music? Because it makes it fun! Some toy that makes a sound when you push something are more popular then other toys. It's the same with games.

So the conclusion: If you rate this game more then 1 or 2 stars, you're a retard.
The game needs music and sounds, better sprites and gameplay, and a story.

THE SCORE: 0/5

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