Review of Joey's Escape

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Silent Zero

Joey's Escape Review
By Silent Zero on 28 July 2009


Pros: Umm... You got me

Cons: Putting it simply, it's the only thing I've ever reviewed because it was BAD!!!

A horrible fangame based on a horrible game

The graphics are STOLEN from Mark Overmars, except for some really bad drawings of money bags and walking eyeballs. I mean come on, I've drawn BALLS that look nicer than that! And... how did you make the graphics NOT animate?! (For the record, I know how he did it, it's a rhetorical question)

The sound is... the sound is... I don't want to know!!!

The gameplay is exactly like the maze example except there are no dinosaurs. Great! Spectacular! I'm impressed with your ability to deprogram!(sarcasm)

Story: The story is exactly what Animal Crossing is about: NOTHING!!! Take tips from Seinfeld, man! At least that's entertaining!

Interface: The best thing about this game, and I don't like it. I hate the arrow keys, but that's just me.

Overall: It sucks, DON'T touch it! You might get contaminated!

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