Worst game I've played on yoyogames yet

Well,this is the WORST game I've played on yoyogames yet. I'd prefer a flash game to this. The graphics are horrible,the characters look really bad if you aren't really far away. The enemies are WAY too easy to kill,even on the first level where there's enemies. Very repetetive. The story is basically a copy of a mario game,with the exception that it says zelda's castle instead of peach's. Controls are a pain,there is no way to strafe (sidestep) which makes it hard to fight enemies and look around,and also the "ball" weapon (how is a soccer ball a weapon?) is assigned to the A and D keys,which you (I did anyway) press almost all the time trying to sidestep,when all I could do was shoot the ball. Your character stops whenever you hit a wall,and you have to move opposite to the wall until you are about 5 feet from it before you can move again,and if you try to shoot your ball near a wall (3 feet or closer) it'll explode on the wall,without even touching it. This game was a real pain to play,and I actually REGRET playing it. It was a waste of good time,I actually wish I had gone out and mowed the lawn instead.

All the other reviews are obviously fake,considering they state that there are no cons at all,when the whole game is practically a con.