Review of Bob and the Zombies!

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Notnoobert

Bob and the Zombies! Review
By Notnoobert on 07 June 2009


Pros: Turning, AI, views

Cons: Gets boring after a while; dies to much

SOS. Save Our Screens.

Good AI and turning, and view. And your sprites were better than usual.
But it still gets boring after a while. It does the same sort of thing over and over again:

Person walks, runs away, runs away again, goes back to where they ran away from, zombies move in closer, character spins around wildly, dies, resurrected, suddenly dies because they were spawned next to a zombie, dies,resurrected, walks in straight line for a long time, zombie makes weird noise, zombie makes weird noise again, character sees zombie and screams out something, zombie makes weird noise again, toaster pops out toast so that you leave and miss nothing you haven't seen yet, character goes on a dying spree when you come back, you wonder why there are speech bubbles on the dying screen, and why it stays there for so long, wish it would go away faster, wish that the zombies or character or both or some zombies or turrets built into the ground to protect people from zombies or to protect zombies from people had guns or some kind of mass destruction weapon, you realize that it would be best if there were more people and they all had weapons of mass destruction to blow the zombies up with and try not to blow themselves up with, the character suddenly sees a zombie, turns away, turns back, turns away, turns back, turns away, turns back, computer logs you out, you get angry and decide to make it so that it is not your screensaver, log back in, character is frozen on screen and not moving, zombies frozen on screen and not moving, you are unable to quit, you realize that you have been bored the whole time and press control-alt-delete, open task manager, select the screensaver, click end task, wait for it to quit, just as it quits it suddenly moves and the character suddenly dies, the screen saver quits out, you breath out a sigh of relief, and realize that everything that just happened to you also happened the last time, and the next last, and the next last, until you get to the first time you ran it, in which the only different thing that happened was that your toaster was broken at that time, meaning you did not have to get up to get toast the only time you might miss something you haven' seen.

As you can see, the game can get very boring.

  1. thefrdeal

    thefrdeal said over 2 years ago

    Trust me, he died a lot more in the original!

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