Game description: So, I was in Tesco the other day when some monster pinecone starts calling me a cherry-flavoured powercube. Now, lemon and lime being my favourite flavoured powercube, I naturally deciding to such out the co... (more)

Game description:

So, I was in Tesco the other day when some monster pinecone starts calling me a cherry-flavoured powercube. Now, lemon and lime being my favourite flavoured powercube, I naturally deciding to such out the contents of the pinecone's stomache, thus reducing the risk of thermal-intergration of the brain. After taking this precaution, I bought evry green and purple item in the store and immediately decided to sell it on ebay for 13 times its value. Even though I don't know my 7 imes table, I could clearly use the formula for simultanious quadratic equations and my knowledge of exponentials and logarithms to work out a radian which would be the key value once I calculated pi minus phi. For this to have made any kind of sense at all some serious runcible spooning had to be completed by travelling back in time and destroying my inner self so that future generations of nanoelephants are not extermininated in the Sapce War of tomorrow.Oh, amd for the record, the directline telephone and the directline mouse are frillions times cooler than the compare the market meerkat.