Captain Cook

Captain Cook

Name: Ivey Cook
Age: 23
Location: Behind YOU! Muahahahaha!
Description: Some guy on the internet that likes to be blunt when people make bad games here. I tend to be more critical than most of the community, so if I really would find Superman 64 more entertaining than your game, don't be surprised if I give you a 1 star review. As attributed to Sturgeon: "90% of everything is crap." It sure is true here considering how I really would rather play [insert crappy commercial game here] than a lot of games. Also, don't rate any of my works 1 star just because I tried to poke a hole in your hideously huge ego. That only shows how immature you are. Listen n00bs: God is on my side. Downrate/uprate your own videos, and God will see the falsehood. In time, you will have to account for your own sin. Beware. Site: http://captaincook.110mb.com/ Blog: http://sturgeonawards.blogspot.com/
Registered: 15 October 2008

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  1. Nicktendo64

    Nicktendo64
    said over 2 years ago

    lol

  2. Captain Cook

    Captain Cook
    said over 2 years ago

    MrDimwit64: It's a whole lot better than DODGE THE VIRUSES.

  3. Nicktendo64

    Nicktendo64
    said over 2 years ago

    superman64?
    that is a really crap game!

  4. makerManCan102

    makerManCan102
    said over 2 years ago

    interesting description :)

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Captain Cook

Better than some of the comp ...
Game: Gem Raider
Added: 14 January 2010
Created by: Captain Cook

Pros: It's actually sort of fun, and it has...
Cons: This doesn't really look like a Game ...

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over 2 years ago Captain Cook commented on the game Scar - The Sweet Escape (demo)

Not bad at all for a demo. 4/5

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over 2 years ago Captain Cook commented on the member Captain Cook

MrDimwit64: It's a whole lot better than DODGE THE VIRUSES.

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over 2 years ago Captain Cook commented on the game Aptitude

This game is alright, even if most of the graphics in it are the ones that came with GM8. I'd normally take points off for that, but I'm finding it hard to on this one. Although, if you could get new graphics, that would be a bonus.

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over 2 years ago Captain Cook commented on the game *Smack Me 2*

Well, since you said... *puts on a pair of police SAP gloves and smacks the living daylights out of zander789 for making bad games like this one* What? You told me to!