Name: Sam May
Location: Norfolkshire
Description: For the record, I am not "gay", but I am a "gaye", a special type of psycologist which specialises in dealing with people with an unhealthy fetish for carrots that are illegal according to the EU's trading laws. This ability was put to good use when I met Deminthestarfish, who was terrorising the small village of Manchester. Every second tuesday of every month he would sneak into people homes and steal thier illegal carrots. I was able to save the village of manchester by replacing Derminthestarfish's love of illegal carrots with a love of the football club, sherwood forest.
An unfortunate side effect of this was that Derminthestarfish refused to admit that the football club was called sherwood forest, and insisted that it was called nottingham forest. This problem has resulted in the suicides of ten blue spotted zebra finches.
Registered: 20 August 2009
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Game: Fire Without...
Added: 22 August 2009
Created by: Enola Gaye
Pros: Cats.
Cons: The lack of 16 person online multipla...
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about 1 year ago Enola Gaye commented on the game Eight Queens
Hmmm... queens only eh? Maybe this is a new fetish of yours. I sware you have a new one every week.
about 1 year ago Enola Gaye commented on the game DOWN
A good game by no unfortunate mongooses, I like the way that you potray the themes of hope, fortune and scrunched up ten dollar bills. However, your fish falls down by tripping over a badly layed bathroom tile.
over 2 years ago Enola Gaye commented on the game Down
mmm... good game freddie. Try too make it get harder as u go on because it got a tad bit boring. Maybe add some sneaky disappearing blocks that are exactly the same colour as the other blue ones. Acually, make it REALLY hard, and put in some kind of checkpoint mechanism to stop u going back ti the beginning every time u die.
over 2 years ago Enola Gaye commented on the member Intense_Games
Hey, I played one of your games and it was so bad it crashed my computer. The computer in question has suffered major phsycological damage thanks to the simple fact that you game was not much good. I would test your other games, but I fear for my computors life.
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said about 1 year ago
Ah yes, Enola Gaye, where do I begin? Perhaps when he famously quoted "ah shit I forgot to record Doctor Who" once he'd reached the summit of Everest, or perhaps when he overtook Lewis Hamilton in a shopping queue at Morrisons. Oh no no no, Enola Gaye can be summed up simply by adding i to e and then dividing by pi.
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said over 2 years ago
Since the dawn of time, Enola Gaye began his extensively collection for various blades of grass. 27 years into the future, Enola Gaye became the first extinct organism to collect more than 17 blades of grass, shortly after the first episode of Coronation Street. According to Wikipedia, Enola Gaye's left arm hair is home to 27% of the world's animal species, in a study conducted in 1942.
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said over 2 years ago
SUBWAY COOKIES!
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said over 2 years ago
In some 3rd world oceanic countries, Enola Gaye is the equilivent of Buzz Lightyear to most thirteen year old guide dogs. In the year 2001.672, Enola Gaye became the first person to win the runescape noob of the 1/1000 of the year award. Believe it or not, it was only 14 days in the future that Enola Gaye invented a mathematically language and solved all known problems facing us with quantum gravity and carrot shaped carrots. He also one singlehandedly won WW5 but, meh.