Name: Alex...wait a sec. I"M NOT TELLIN!!! STALKER!!!
Location: in your closet
Description: eats kindergartners, failed 1st grade spelling[nott mi falt], has seizuressdbnergvtrrhtr,has a strange throbbing,fiery obsession with cows, writes under the penname of EL PACHO,part-german, part-hungarian, part-american, peddles crack on the streets of Tijuana,a current member od the DDNN team, has credit for making up the commonly-used pirate term " Yarg!", hot, single, looking for another senior citizen to date, friends with the hobo you see in my picture ( I lent him $4 so now he's my friend ) I play soccer, football, Love cheesepuffs, shot my english teacher [ TO HELL WITH YOU MRS. SABLOSKY! ) chases off trespassers with a giant dildo named DILDY, watches American Idol, a HUGE Indianapolis Colts fan, born in a nuclear reactor just outside of Reno,Nevada, a HUGE Manchester United fan ( except for Cristiano Ronaldo ) and oh... gotta take my pills now
Registered: 19 April 2008

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